Random Reflections
I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People move out of the way much faster now! You can tell a lot about a woman’s …
Funny Emails I’ve gotten…
Musical notes walk into a bar…
"An E-flat, a G-flat and a B-flat walk into a bar… … the bartender says "I’m sorry, we don’t serve minors here."
The joke (and arrogance) of authority
A government agent stopped at a local ranch and talked to the old rancher working on his property. He told the rancher, “I need to …
“Sorry honey!”
Oh my gosh… I can see myself doing this!! lol I LOVE that the guy DIDN’T try to hide it! :)
Ways to annoy people in a public bathroom…
Stick your hand under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, ”May I borrow a highlighter?” Say “Uh oh, I knew I shouldn’t put my …
Mailman’s last day…
It was George the Mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same …
Economics lesson…
Young Chuck in Montana bought a horse from a farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day. The next day …
The Italian Tomato Garden
An old Italian man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his tomato garden, but it was very hard work as the ground …
The Rancher…
A Department of Water representative stopped at a ranch and talked with an old rancher. He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch …
How to drive in Los Angeles…
You must first learn to pronounce the city name: It is L A The morning rush hour is from 5:00 am to noon. The evening …