Funny Emails I’ve gotten…

Mike forgot his wedding anniversary and his wife was really ticked off at him.   She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a …

50 years in the making… Scenario: Jack pulls into school parking lot with rifle in gun rack.1956 – Vice Principal comes over, takes a look …

Letter from a farm kid…   Dear Ma and Pa,   I am well.  Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Marine …

Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent. A jumper cable walks …

Got this as an email… GREAT fun.. I’d love to try it!  Maybe I should start selling missile balloons….

Interesting uses for WD-40…   Protects silver from tarnishing. Cleans and lubricates guitar strings. Gives floors that ‘just-waxed’ sheen without making it slippery. Keeps flies …

An elderly man in Alabama had owned a large farm for years.   He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic …

Pancakes… Brenda and Steve took their six-year-old son to the doctor. With some hesitation, they explained that although their little angel appeared to be in …

Mother & Daughter… The mother of a 17-year-old girl was concerned that her daughter was having sex. Worried the girl might become pregnant and adversely …

Church…   A man went to church one day! and afterward he stopped to shake the preacher’s hand.   He said "Preacher, I’ll tell you, …