Funny Emails I’ve gotten…

Why is it called butterfingers when there is no butter or fingers in it? If you shine a light into a mirror, do you get …

Root Beer and Ice Cream Diet… As we all know, it takes 1 calorie to heat 1 gram of water 1 degree centigrade. Translated into …

Dave, I’m going to destroy you. I’m not sure how. I’m not sure when. But I will destroy you. And the best part is that …

Carnival Cruise Line Special   We at Carnival Cruise Lines didn’t forget that  a lot of entertainers had promised to leave the country if George …

Q: What is your date of birth?A: July fifteenth.Q: What year?A: Every year.   ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++   Q: What gear were you in at the moment …

Originally posted – 9/20/2001 Day 752 – My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while …

Originally posted – 11/2/2001   CASE SETTLED: JUSTICE TO BREAK UP APPLE FOR TURNING MICROSOFT INTO MONOPOLY Alternative OS Maker Used Anti-Competitive Practices Against Itself …

Originally posted – 6/17/2001   Answering Machine Messages… My wife and I can’t come to the phone right now, but if you’ll leave your name …

Joe was dying. His wife, Becky, was maintaining a candlelight vigil by his side. She held his fragile hand, tears running down her face. Her …